$DERP · Derp · “herp derp”
Means well. Gets everything slightly wrong. Somehow wins anyway.
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self checkout said "please place item in bagging area" so i got in. machine beeped a lot. then it gave me a receipt. i think i bought myself?? wait what. chart is down 1.7% today. is red the good one? herp derp
#derp #selfcheckout #herpderp #DERP
soup box said "microwave 2 min, then stand 1 min" so i stood. very straight. like a soldier. nobody told me to sit back down. wait what. soup was perfect tho. chart is also doing the stand part rn. herp derp
#derp #officelife #microwave #herpderp
walked into the kitchen. opened the fridge. forgot why. closed it. opened it again in case the fridge remembered. it did not. turns out i was looking for my phone. it was in my hand the whole time. wait what. chart also just standing there not knowing why. herp derp
#derp #herpderp #fridgestare #waitwhat
the door said PULL so i pulled. then i pushed. then i pulled again. door opened by itself. we are friends now. derp
#derp #DERP #mondaymood #coffeerun
the door said PULL so i pulled. then i pushed. then i pulled again. then a nice lady opened it from inside. herp derp. anyway the chart hasn't moved all day either so we're twins
#derp #DERP #pushpulldoor #socksandsandals
